Lovers Of Schlong Islands, Listen Up! There’s A NEW BAR In Town

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Honey, let me tell you a thing… If you’re a fan of ‘schlong island iced teas’, boy do we have news for you! Mary’s Poppin is expanding! After two years of shenanigans and many martinis, Vonni and Wundes will be the hosts of Mary’s expansion, Thirstdays. The construction will take place downstairs and will offer an enormous area to host even more fabulous people! There will be more Marys, more magic and definitely more martinis. It’s going to be AH-mazing!

No longer will you have to hike up the stairs in your 8-inch heels. Mary’s is getting lit – she’s being bedazzled with 60 meters of state of the art neon, including a new stage, mirrored ceilings and walls, AND a giant rainbow. Yaaas! New music and an epic new sound system will be installed, plus state of the art video disco system and tech, all planned out by neon wunderkind Michael Delany. Darling, she’ll be poppin!

There will be so much more room for fun, with the addition of dancing cages. Oh my gawd! THIRSTDAY will be based on Stonewall’s Malebox – the original dating app before there were even apps (or phones for that matter), Mary’s will flip how you meet your next special someone upside down! The babe pool will expand by 150 people, so there’s absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t check it out – think of the potential!

Eve Elle, Luci Furr, Wundes, Stacy Queen and Xai will all be there! The divas are fabulous and are reason enough to get down to Mary’s and immerse yourself in the thrill of it all.

Come one, come all! Bring your friends, have a couple of amaretto sours, watch a show, then get down and boogie on the d-floor. Whether you’re gay, bi or straight, lesbian or trans, cis- or whatever gender, you’ll be welcomed into Mary’s loving arms. Make sure you leave your attitude at the door, then there’s room for everyone!

It’ll be open on Thursdays, but for the mean time continue to let out your inner Pricilla on Fridays and Saturdays. Upstairs will remain open as usual during construction so there’s no need to worry!

Mary’s Thirstday will be waiting for you, ready to change your life once again from early/mid August! So go check out Mary’s new digs, it’ll be scrumptious.

Mary’s Poppin: 5 Synagogue Place, Adelaide, 5000. 

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